Rumors say that I'm a pessimist. That's definitely not true. Surely after a hard day at work I know how to cheer me up. And of course the evilest things are the most fun. I once heard of a guy in a pub who was pretty drunk, stepped on a table, threw his backpack around and yelled "for Allah". Uhm, yes, that was in the dark ages when everybody was on steroids about terrorists blowing up the planet. But there is a more evil thing that you can do if you are lucky to live in Germany.